Chat Transcript: At Least He Didn’t Call Me BB

FREELOADER:
I wanna be made to eat shit

ARCANA:
Let’s fucking do this then. I’m all for stuffing you full of your own fuck and shit.

FREELOADER:
in the name of satan

ARCANA:
always

FREELOADER:
how will it work

ARCANA:
I can be ready shortly for a Skype, how about in half an hour or so?

FREELOADER:
pour fukin hot sauce up my ass

ARCANA:
Potentially sooner..

$100 for 30 min, $50 for 15 min. Let me know and we will work out how to pay.

FREELOADER:
I want your fukin extreme. see how extreme u are

50 sounds good can we make it 20 jus in case ur havin too much fun with me

ARCANA:
Haha 20 minutes?

FREELOADER:
yesss

can we do anything also that revolves around satan and maybe blasphemy. I wanna play with fire so to speak

ARCANA:
I’ll do 20 minutes for $50 with you if I’m enjoying myself and you truly are the filth you proclaim you are.

Are you in the US?

FREELOADER:
yes I am

ARCANA:
I am a Satanic priestess, legit. In real life. It is what I do…

Ok, before the show, send $50 to ——@gmail.com from giftrocket.com. I will be ready within half an hour to thrash you.

FREELOADER:
i am not much into religion but i do consider myself catholic……and makes me feel so so taboo playin with fire…..maybe like a ritual or witchcraft we can do so i can be playin with fire so to speak

u know what i mean

will i need anything so i can go Walmart quik

ARCANA:
Just some kind of receptacle to catch your shit in.

FREELOADER:
wherever u want me to shit it ill do it u tell me

but as far as like witchcraft or ritual we can do to try to play with fire for me…

ARCANA:
you will be nude in a circle, head bowed

upon my arrival as if you just summoned me.

FREELOADER:
will i need to go get anything at Walmart quik its not far and that way it will be embarrasin a lil at cashier lol

ARCANA:
No. Quit being over eager. If you please me with your filth this session I will have you do tasks. You have not earned that right yet.

FREELOADER:
ok. so i will not need anythin

ARCANA:
If you have any toys to stuff your holes with, I’d appreciate that. If not, I’ll find a way.

FREELOADER:
i got those onions

the ones that have long green tail

i have one carrot

i got hot sauce

and anything u wanna find

also goddess…. im gonna eat or drink somthin so it can loosen my stomach. hav any suggestion that work fast?

ARCANA:
No more talking to me until I receive your giftrocket certificate.

giftrocket.com recipient:——@gmail.com

FREELOADER:
ok cuz i need a few so i can wanna poop too. i need to eat or drink sotmhin

hav any suggestion

ARCANA:
I do not see your payment yet.

Are you really asking the demoness you are about to summon what kind of laxative you should use?

FREELOADER:
im eatin first. gotta make sure im gonna poop mistress

yes. what kind

im eatin cereal right now. everyone knows milk thing but i don’t know what else

ARCANA:
Satan values some level of autonomy. You have the internet don’t you?

FREELOADER:
yes

ARCANA:
I will speak to you after I receive payment. Until then, stop wasting my time, ingrate.

FREELOADER:
ok. im gonna eat til i get that urge. don’t know what else

oil or somthin

ARCANA:
Quit being pathetic and google it, bitch.

Show that you have some initiative. Satan despises over eager, clueless whelps.

I will speak to you more when I receive payment, lest you are a freeloading bitch.

FREELOADER:
ok i will. im eatin cereal gonna see what else. ill brb

Well, at least he didn’t call me bb.